The Whisperer - 2

I went to attend a speech once. It was on inner development. About the mind and all that. I am generally interested in such things a lot. And I really wanted to listen to the speech. But my time there was ruined. The whisperer was present there. My life is all ruined because of him.I can concentrate on two things at a time. So I can hear the whisperer very clearly every time.

The speech started. The man was talking very nicely. Sometimes pausing and sometimes maintaining the flow. But I guess the whisperer got bored and started doing what he does worst. Whispering comments.

“The world is (crap!) just a projection of your mind in front of your eyes (so it’s a lecture on the Matrix now!). You see in the world that what lies within you (My digestive system?). If you find hatred in the world means you have hatred inside you (a malfunctioning digestive system). If you find that the world is a good place then it means that you are a good person inside (not a malfunctioning digestive system). And your mind is a very complex object (hell yeah!). Keeping it in control is an art (why is everything crappy put in the domain of art?). If you have it in control, then you will be on top of this world. (is it worth it?)

The normal mind generally tends to be negative (and still he calls it normal!). It is attracted to things that are negative (uh huh) and do not matter (oooo). When you are dealing with the mind, you have to be smart (especially if the deal involves money!). You might have noticed that sometimes you just forget to do something. Don’t you? (no!) What I am saying is that this weakness could actually be converted into strength (Yeah. So?). How? (what do I know?) You have to learn to forget that what you want to forget (can I forget this speech?). If somebody hurts you some day by saying something, you should (punch him in the face!) know how to put that thing behind you and (burn him alive!) forgive him without even thinking about (the amount of fuel required!) it. You should learn to forget it. And forget it totally. You all know that you are very good at it (really?). So use it in a good way. (okay!)

Everyone is unique in this world (except you). There are some things that you and only you can do (so I require two myselfs). Things that you were born to do (die?). The purpose of your life is to (die) find what thing that is and do it (die). And never care about what tries to stop you (doctors, he means). The problem with our country is (a lot of speeches!) that a lot of talent is getting crushed. Frankly speaking, every child born in this nation is a genius (so other nation kids are chumps I guess). But when he does that what he is good at (sucking his thumb that is), he finds that practically there are a lot of problems to face (like the absence of a thumb or a mouth or both!). If he starts worrying about these things, then he will never (be able to become a good sucker!) excel in life. The best way to live a happy life is to (cut off your thumb) work hard. Other things (fingers he means!) don’t matter. To use the modern lingo, you should have the attitude of ‘I don’t give a damn!’ to other minor things. Do you agree or not? (I don’t give a damn!)

I had a friend once (had?). There was a problem with him (Oh. Got it). He never used to take risks in life (why? He was too scared to jump off the cliff?). Every time he had to make a decision, he used to get scared (of the height of the cliff). He was scared that he would (land on the head) lose. He was scared about what people will think about (the pieces of his bones!) him. He was scared of what will happen if he (jumps) makes a decision. I tried to help him (by pushing him?). But he was impossible (why? Did he abuse you for it?). And he never changed. I have a question here (really?). How many of you have heard of Rajesh Mishra? (minus two!) None of you. Well he is a math genius (no doubt!). Give him any problem in algebra and he will (give it back to you!)solve it in a matter of seconds. He takes tuition classes at his home (oh ho!). He has got offers from all over the world to teach (maths or cowardice?). But he never takes them. Even though he is such a genius, why haven’t you people heard of him? (we don’t read the ‘fools today’ magazine much!) That’s because he never risks anything (I like him). He is the same friend of mine I was talking about (the jumper?). The main thing that I want to tell you is (to close your eyes before jumping) that when you want to do something, just do it (so he is promoting Nike huh?). Don’t think of anything else.

Now the last thing that I want to say (finally!) to you is related to your body (interesting!). It’s about that thing called exercise (Stick to English dude!). I always say this at the end of my speech (so you say it after every fifty years?). The only place to keep a good mind nicely is a (frozen lab) good body. You should exercise everyday for keeping yourself healthy (so that the jump off the cliff will be easier?). Exercise doesn’t just mean that you want to be fit. It means something more (that you are dumb!). It means that you are dedicated to life (and foolishness). It means that you are taking interest in it. And when you feel like that, you will see that you are the happiest person on the planet (Venus that is!). Thank you. (welcome)”

I hate the whisperer. One day I am going to find him and punch him in the face. That irritating piece of crap. (I don’t give a damn!)